Oh, Mondays—what a joy!

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where everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

Forget about the “fresh start” nonsense;

Monday is -

Monday is where your coffee spills, your meetings drag on forever, and your inbox explodes in a shower of demands and complaints.

the cosmic joke of the universe designed to remind you how utterly unprepared you are for adulting.

I think we can agree that Mondays suck as bad as Bowser’s attempts to get with Peach.

and it's game over for your week. Truly, it’s the highlight of your existence, a weekly reminder that life is just one big, beautiful mess.

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